DUMB AI™
NewDumb-1 Ultra · 40% less reasoning→

DUMB AI™

Finally, AI that knows less.

Everyone is building smarter AI.
We thought that was getting out of hand.

Or ask something we've already ruined

Ask Dumb AI anything. It probably won't help.

Trusted by absolutely no one at

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See how dumb it is

It looks like an AI.

It is not an AI you want.

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How do I get more followers?

Dumb AI · 🙃 Misunderstand Me

Walk behind them.

How do I become rich?

Dumb AI · 🧠 Actually Dumb

Have you tried being born rich?

How do I fix my WiFi?

Dumb AI · 🎲 Random AI

Have you tried turning your dog off and on again?

Why?

Because apparently not every problem needs solving.

Modern AI wants to optimise your life, anticipate your needs and write flawless emails. We built the opposite. It's the world's first AI that makes you smarter by being dumber.

Features

Powered by absolutely nothing useful.

🙃

Misunderstands you

Our Advanced Misinterpretation Engine™ reads between the lines, then ignores the lines.

97% misread rate

💀

Overthinks everything

Turns “yes or no?” into a 12-step framework with a steering committee and a 90-day roadmap.

4.2 frameworks / question

🤖

Makes work harder

Bad Copilot adds meetings, slides, stakeholders and a blockchain to anything you touch.

+74 slides on average

📈

Suspiciously confident

Wrong most of the time. Sure all of the time. Just like a real expert.

100% confidence, 3% accuracy

🎯

Occasionally right

Every so often it says something genuinely wise. By accident. We're investigating.

Incident rate: rare

Benchmarks

Dumb-1 vs. “Other AI”

Knowing Things (KT-500)

Dumb-1
3%
Other
89%

Answers the question asked

Dumb-1
11%
Other
94%

Confidence

Dumb-1
100%
Other
71%

Made someone laugh

Dumb-1
94%
Other
4%

Self-reported. We also made up the benchmarks.

Dumb Advice · Today

“If something is too good to be true, it's probably a free trial.”

Not financial advice. Barely advice.

System status

Nominally confused
Dumb AI status
Functioning accidentally
Intelligence level
Below recommended minimum
Neural network
Looking for its glasses
GPU utilization
Confused
Cognitive capacity
14%
Training data
Mostly screenshots
Safety system
Asked to leave
AI confidence
Unreasonably high

Testimonials

Loved by people we made up.

All testimonials are fictional. Obviously. Look at them.

“It has made me reconsider my relationship with intelligence.”
— Probably a real person
“I asked it how to fix my printer. It told me to buy a goat.”
— David, probably
“10/10. Completely useless.”
— Someone on the internet
“Replaced my entire strategy team. Nobody noticed.”
— A CEO we made up
“I asked for a recipe and it sent me a 90-day roadmap to a sandwich. I'm on day 12.”
— Priya, allegedly
“Finally, an AI that's as confused as I am.”
— Your uncle, in spirit

It's free.

Every answer costs us real money, so there's a limit on how many questions you can ask. That's the whole business model. For now.

Stop being so smart.

Your new least useful assistant is ready. It has no idea what it's doing.