DUMB AI™
Finally, AI that knows less.
Everyone is building smarter AI.
We thought that was getting out of hand.
Or ask something we've already ruined
Ask Dumb AI anything. It probably won't help.
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See how dumb it is
It looks like an AI.
It is not an AI you want.
Dumb AI · 🙃 Misunderstand Me
Walk behind them.
Dumb AI · 🧠 Actually Dumb
Have you tried being born rich?
Dumb AI · 🎲 Random AI
Have you tried turning your dog off and on again?
Why?
Because apparently not every problem needs solving.
Modern AI wants to optimise your life, anticipate your needs and write flawless emails. We built the opposite. It's the world's first AI that makes you smarter by being dumber.
Features
Powered by absolutely nothing useful.
Misunderstands you
Our Advanced Misinterpretation Engine™ reads between the lines, then ignores the lines.
97% misread rate
Overthinks everything
Turns “yes or no?” into a 12-step framework with a steering committee and a 90-day roadmap.
4.2 frameworks / question
Makes work harder
Bad Copilot adds meetings, slides, stakeholders and a blockchain to anything you touch.
+74 slides on average
Suspiciously confident
Wrong most of the time. Sure all of the time. Just like a real expert.
100% confidence, 3% accuracy
Occasionally right
Every so often it says something genuinely wise. By accident. We're investigating.
Incident rate: rare
Benchmarks
Dumb-1 vs. “Other AI”
Knowing Things (KT-500)
Answers the question asked
Confidence
Made someone laugh
Self-reported. We also made up the benchmarks.
Modes
Nine ways to be wrong.
Pick a stupidity. Switch any time. Nothing will improve.
Actually Dumb
Confidently wrong. The classic.
You Write a professional email declining this meeting.
Dear Meeting, No. Regards, You.
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Misunderstand Me
Hears you. Doesn't listen.
You How do I get more followers?
Walk behind them.
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Slow AI
Enormous compute. Tiny answer.
You What is 2 + 2?
Probably 4. Don't quote me.
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Literal AI
Takes you at your exact word.
You I need a hand.
Unfortunately I only have software.
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Boomer AI
Doesn't trust the cloud. Or you.
You How do I use TikTok?
First you'll need to install the internet.
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Bad Copilot
Makes your work harder. Enthusiastically.
You Help me write a presentation.
Absolutely. I recommend 74 slides. · Slide 1: Title · Slide 2: Another title · Slide 3: A graph · Slide 4: Explain the graph
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Random AI
Answers a different question.
You How's the weather?
Lasagna.
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Overthink AI
A 12-step framework for a yes/no question.
You What should I eat?
Before we determine what you should eat, we need to establish your relationship with food. 1. Identify hunger. 2. Classify hunger. 3. Determine emotional hunger. 4. Assess carb philosophy.
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No AI
Refuses to use AI. Our most advanced model.
You What's the capital of France?
Google it.
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Dumb Advice · Today
“If something is too good to be true, it's probably a free trial.”
System status
Nominally confused- Dumb AI status
- Functioning accidentally
- Intelligence level
- Below recommended minimum
- Neural network
- Looking for its glasses
- GPU utilization
- Confused
- Cognitive capacity
- 14%
- Training data
- Mostly screenshots
- Safety system
- Asked to leave
- AI confidence
- Unreasonably high
Testimonials
Loved by people we made up.
All testimonials are fictional. Obviously. Look at them.
“It has made me reconsider my relationship with intelligence.”
“I asked it how to fix my printer. It told me to buy a goat.”
“10/10. Completely useless.”
“Replaced my entire strategy team. Nobody noticed.”
“I asked for a recipe and it sent me a 90-day roadmap to a sandwich. I'm on day 12.”
“Finally, an AI that's as confused as I am.”
It's free.
Every answer costs us real money, so there's a limit on how many questions you can ask. That's the whole business model. For now.
Stop being so smart.
Your new least useful assistant is ready. It has no idea what it's doing.